Adult Material Posting
There's a blog out there on the Internet called Jesus General. The guy who writes it often posts, like Colbert on the Colbert Report, as if he really were an ignorant right-wing evangelical. Some of his stuff is graphic, but I find it very, very funny.
The following piece is adult in nature, so don't bother if you are really offended. But for those of you who don't mind a little bit of flavoring in your reading, this following paragraph references the indiscretions of Ted Haggard, the newest right-wing Christian to fall from the graces of God.
That was it. That was all Pastor Ted asked of the manwhore--just an innocent massage. Sure, perhaps the manwhore's little soldier may have accidentally found its way into Pastor Ted's bunker complex and conducted a bit of reconnaissance, but those things happen when a man gets a massage. There's nothing homosexual about it. Even if you do it every few weeks with the same manwhore over a period of a couple of years.