Donald Trump was thrilled at finally being able to sleep in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the first night he was awakened by George Washington's ghost.
Welcoming the opportunity to communicate with the father of our country, Trump asked, "President Washington, what is the best thing I can do to help the nation?"
'Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington said.
Later that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared in the bedroom, and Trump asked him the same question.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson said.
Still later, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appeared and Trump asked once again, "Abe, please tell me, what is the best thing I can do to help the nation?"
Lincoln replied, "Go see a play."