Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah oh - dear god - need oxygen:
xOh my god oh my god OH MY GOD. Really? Seriously really? Really really seriously really? Would they like a few Democratic votes to eliminate Social Security, too? Or maybe they want our help to repeal the 14th Amendment? I mean, sure, just tell us your wish list. HAPPY TO ASSIST YOU.
House conservatives emerge from meeting suggesting GOP health care bill has serious problems, willl need D support - not theirs - to pass
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 8, 2017
Now of course, there’s another track to all this, in the form of the threat that the dystopians in the House Freedom Caucus are issuing to Republican leaders. In fact, these nihilists might be laughing just as hard as we are, because they’re telling GOP bosses: We’re not voting for this abomination. You’ll need Democrats to carry you over the finish line. Oh, and good luck with that.
Good luck, indeed. Paul Ryan is completely fucked.