GunFail
November 25, 2015: So, I was out
hunting on my own land when some other hunters, probably hunting on
public land across the road, fired a shot that hit me. I called my
wife, then 911 and was taken to the hospital. I told responders that
I'd seen two hunters get into their car and drive off, so they
probably were aware that they'd shot me. Still, looks like hunting
season is over for me since I've since died.
November 25, 2015: I don't get it.
They're sending me to jail! I live in Texas where we all carry guns
and shooting someone else is just our morning wake-up exercise. WTF?
I mean really, just because I was seen loading my gun just before I
“accidentally” shot that woman? Damn – looks like the
government IS trying to take away our second amendment rights.
November 25, 2015: So the
ball-and-chain and I were having this argument when I just happened
to have a gun in my hand and just happened to accidentally shoot her
– to death. I wasn't too sure the cops would buy my story, so I
moved her body to the bed, then cleaned up all the blood that was all
over. I waited a day or two, then confessed to my neighbor and showed
him her body. Really – I could be in some deep doo-doo over this.
At least I'm not dead – like my wife.
November 24, 2015: So the 8-year-old
girl next door was playing with her puppies. I opened the window and
asked if I could play with the puppies too (I'm only 11 myself), but
the bitch said no. So I got my father's shotgun and blew her away.
I'm claiming I didn't do it and my great-grandparents believe me.
You've got to love their loyalty.
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