Monday, March 18, 2013

Roger Ailes - President of Fox News

From The Political Carnival


Fox's Roger Ailes: "Newt's a prick."
from The Political Carnival by GottaLaff

Roger Ailes, Fox News [sic] president, wrote a book called Roger Ailes: Off Camera, about which Vanity Fair has an article. Here are a few random excerpts, but link over because there's plenty more where these came from.

On Newton Leroy Gingrich:

    "He's a sore loser and if he had won he would have been a sore winner… Newt's a prick."

On Joe Biden:

    "I have a soft spot for Joe Biden… I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray."

On Rupert Murdoch:

    "I treat Rupert's money like it is mine."

On President Obama:

    "He's lazy, but the media won't report that… I didn't come up with that. Obama said that, to Barbara Walters." (What Obama said was that he feels a laziness in himself that he attributes to his laid-back upbringing in Hawaii.)

On his doctor:

    "My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately."

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