Political Joke

“Who is it?” Saint Peter asked at the sound of a knock on the pearly gates.

“It's Salvador Dali,” came the reply.

“Anyone could say that it's Dali,” said Saint Peter. “How do I know that that's who you are?”

The man promptly pulled out an artists pad and drew a convincing sketch. “You're Dali, all right,” said Saint Peter. “Come on in.”

Minutes later there was another knock. “Who is it?” Saint Peter asked.

“It's Albert Einstein,” the man said.

“How do I know that's who you really are?”

After the man explained the theory of relativity, Saint Peter waved him through the gates.

Another knock followed. When Saint Peter asked who it was, a man answered, “It's Dan Quayle.”

“Anyone could say he was Dan Quayle,” said Saint Peter. “I just had Salvador Dali and Albert Einstein at the gates and I made both of them prove who they were.”

“And who are they?”

“Come right in, Mr. Quayle.”