Political Joke: War and Iran

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iranians this time and one beautiful blonde."

The guy exclaimed, "A good-looking blonde? Why kill the blonde?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iranians!"