Wednesday, January 10, 2007

From Borowitz Reports

Home Depot Pays Salesclerk $12 Million to Go Away
Largest ‘Golden Parachute’ for Incompetent Low-level Employee Ever

One week after paying its former CEO Bob Nardelli a severance package worth $210 million, Home Depot raised eyebrows in the business community again today by paying an incompetent salesclerk $12 million “to go away forever.”

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