Thursday, January 04, 2007

Bush Exit Strategy

Andy Borowitz Concurs...

The only argument I have with Andy is - did Bush ever live in a real world?

Bush to Announce Exit
Strategy from Reality


Plans Complete Withdrawal from His Senses by Year End

President George W. Bush has been working around the clock to put the finishing touches on a speech to the American people in which he will announce a comprehensive exit strategy from reality, White House aides confirmed today. When reports emerged that the president was considering deploying an
additional “surge” of troops in Iraq against the advice of military experts and overwhelming public sentiment, many in Washington suspected that the move was part of a larger plan to withdraw from reality entirely.

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