Sunday, December 22, 2013

Is it the weather? The nuts grow really big in Texas

Texas Republican's newest plan: Secede first, decide whether to kill the gays afterwards (Click on this heading to read more)

Rss@dailykos.com (hunter)
Friday, December 20, 2013, 8:43 pm

Larry Kilgore has made God, gays and guns an important part of his campaign for governor, but his No. 1 issue is secession.
Kilgore is so committed to the idea of having Texas leave the union that he legally changed his name - Larry SECEDE Kilgore. That's the way he'll appear on the ballot next March in the Texas Republican primary, where he is challenging front runner Greg Abbott for the GOP nomination.
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Apparently Larry SECEDE's big contribution to Republicanism is that he wants gay Americans to vote for him too so that, at long last, Texas can SECEDE. Once that's out of the way, we'll worry about the pesky details of who in the new Texas utopia will be able to kill who, and why.

Kilgore believes the Bible offers a good guide for government. As such, he suggests that in accordance with the biblical injunction against homosexuality, gay people should be put to death. But Kilgore says he's willing to temporarily set aside his opposition to homosexuals in the interest of winning. [...]

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