Thursday, October 27, 2011

I saw the following on The Political Carnival

A couple of days ago, there was a hilarious post at HuffPo by Jonathan Bines called, “How to Speak Republican.” I’m finally getting around to sharing it, but I’ll only give you a few samples. Please go over and read them all, it will be time well spent:
  • Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
  • Condescending: Accurately informed.
  • Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
  • Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
  • Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
  • Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
  • News: Fox News
  • Yes: (no translation available)

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