Humor: The Bush Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include the following:

• The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
• The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
• The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
• The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
• The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
• The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
• The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
• The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
• The Economy Room which is in the toilet.
• The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.
• The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
• The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
• The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
• The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
• The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
• The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.