Saturday, April 07, 2007

Did You Know - Idiots Abound

The reason that the following marketing campaign works is because they are targeting the stupid folks out there. Thos with IQ's above 50 need not apply.

The source for this is the J-Walk Blog. Click here to visit the site...


Here's one way to protect troops -- but they must be Christians: Ultimate Body Shield .

Ultimate Body Shield is a supernatural medallion and prayer that will put your loved ones away from harm and danger. It will protect them from virtually any life threatening or deadly weapons in Iraq or Afghanistan. It sounds too good to be true. But it's the truth. These are actual prayers that Jesus Christ and our Virgin Mary used when they were here on earth. These prayers are being used by my family for three generations and work really great.

How much is this Ultimate Body Shield ? In fact, I cannot sell it to anyone. But I am requesting a donation of $50.00 per medallion. Thats very cheap for 24 hours a day of protection, 365 days a year.

How to order:

First, copy your military ID and include it with your check or money order of $365.24 payable to ULTIMATE BODY SHIELD. Due to the delicate nature of this subject, I need your military ID for proof of US military service. Certainly, we don't want this elite protective shield falling into the wrong hands (our enemies).

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1 comment:

Unknown said...

For the record...for your readers passing by, it is illegal for anyone to copy a military ID...of course, if I give it "willingly" (ahem...stupidly...) then I better be ready to wear the dunce cap when the you know what hits the fan. It has more info than a typical drivers licence!