Political Joke
The last four presidents were caught in a tornado and carried away to Oz. Taken before the Wizard, they were told they could each have one wish.
Jimmy Carter spoke first. "I need more courage," he said.
No problem," said the Wizard.
Ronald Reagan said, "I think that I need a brain."
Done," said the Wizard.
George H. W. Bush said, "I'm told I need a heart."
"I've heard it's true," said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Bill Clinton was next, but he said nothing. "Well," said the Wizard with some impatience. "Speak up, what do you want?"
Clinton hesitated a moment and then he said, "Where's Dorothy?"
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