Religious indoctrination

Egotistical

People who believe they will go to heaven whilst others go to hell must have incredible egos. I seriously doubt that ANYONE can live the perfect life which would satisfy all of the criteria laid out in the Bible in order to make it into heaven. We're probably all going to be together after all.

Or...

One of those comebacks you hope you are able to pull out of your ass...

Heaven or hell

It comes down to a very selfish choice.

Fear

A lot of religious belief is founded in fear...

I'll be the doorman.

I'm doomed multiple times over. Oh noes!

Understanding The Bible

From Acerbic Politics

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I suspect that Hell at least has it's fair share of members of the Republican party...