In our gun-crazy country

The way to show your affection is to point a gun...

Man, Oh Man

(Sorry to have been absent for a couple of days - Ike went through and took our power with him.)

Just when you think religion can't get any more ridiculous, something comes along to prove you wrong. Because of idiocy like the following, the world will probably always remain at war.

From The Telegraph...

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.

But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

President Bush and Osama bin Laden - joined at the hip, as they say. Both a little crazy, both a little war-hungry. They'd be good buds, fer shure, if only they didn't worship different Gods.

It's fun to take a trip to Disney World to see Mickey Mouse. It's a little less fun when Mickey Mouse moves into the White House.

Some Republican businessman's idea of paying homage to his leader. Of course, it doesn't matter that GWB never saw combat and went AWOL after a short stint in the Air Force. Of course this is okay - after all, The Rock never really fought mummies anywhere but in the movies and you can buy action figures of The Rock fighting mummies.