Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Hey nation, our gun problem is solved!

Or so say the conservatives.

From Daily Kos

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Hooray, gun violence is solved! We can all go home now!


Well, at least the problem is solved now.

Good news to report! Despite all those nasty high-profile incidents that have been making people sad lately, gun violence has lessened considerably since the epidemic levels seen in the 1990s. This means, according to the National Review, crack Washington Post Romney - based opinion haver Jennifer Rubin, and the rest of conservative media, gun deaths in America are now exactly at the right amount! No need to do anything further!

    This is wonderful news for the country, and rotten data for anti-gun advocates trying to revive the Newtown, Conn., anti-gun legislative package.

Hooray, we've solved the problem! Sorry, kids, but our freedoms demand a certain number of you get shot in your classrooms every year-you understand, right? We've determined the optimum level of murdered children, and we're pretty happy with the way things are going now.

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