Christians just warm my heart

Holier-than-thou Christians love to tell you about your sins and why you are a lesser life-form than they are, but when oush comes to shove, they are usually the biggest dicks.

Jason Michael Carlsen, 25, filed a lawsuit against two drinking partners who failed to call police after he fell—or, as some suggest, was pushed—off a 200-foot cliff in Redding, Calif. Instead, Sarah Elisabeth Koivumaki and Zachary Gudleunas, who later said they thought Carlsen was dead, tried, according to the suit, to pray Carlsen back to life. The two were students at Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, whose members believe prayer can heal people and revive the dead. The suit claims that when Carlsen remained still, the two spent hours debating whether to call the police before they decided to cover up evidence that they’d been there and flee. After lying in the open for six hours, Carlsen spent more than a month in a coma and, two years later, is a paraplegic (Redding Record Spotlight)