From the "What were they thinkiing" department.

There are parents out there who believe that keeping their children ignorant and protected will prepare them to go out into the world. These parents are probably also pretty ignorant. Maybe if we starve them they won't breed any more.

From Boing Boing...

Southern California's Menifee Union school district has banned the Merriam Webster's 10th edition from use in fourth and fifth grade classes, over this salacious definition of "oral sex": "oral stimulation of the genitals". "It's hard to sit and read the dictionary, but we'll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature," district spokeswoman Betti Cadmus told the paper.