Sunday, November 30, 2008
Political Joke
A bus filled with politicians was driving down a country road one day when it ran off the road and crashed into a tree. The old farmer who owned the land heard the crash and he went out to investigate.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos. He saw the crashed bus but he didn't see any of its riders. He asked the farmer where all the politicians were.
The farmer said, "I buried 'em... They're all out in my back 40."
"All of them?" asked the sheriff. "They were all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, a few of 'em said they wasn't... But you know how them politicians will lie."
A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos. He saw the crashed bus but he didn't see any of its riders. He asked the farmer where all the politicians were.
The farmer said, "I buried 'em... They're all out in my back 40."
"All of them?" asked the sheriff. "They were all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, a few of 'em said they wasn't... But you know how them politicians will lie."
Friday, November 28, 2008
Polygamy, Abuse, Murder, and Religous Practice
This is an outrage - it is all illegal and immoral - why does our government continue to allow it to exist?
Political Joke
After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game and it was Bush who is about the leave the scene.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to MI6.
Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.
Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:
'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down .
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to MI6.
Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.
Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:
'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down .
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Late Night Snark
Over on Daily Kos, Bill posts some late night humor about politics. Here's a taste...
Click here to read the rest of them...
"A new study says that unhappy people watch more TV. I just want to say, Helllllooo, Republicans!"
---Jay Leno
Click here to read the rest of them...
The One
This is a dated political ad from the McCain campaign - but was it more prophetic than damaging?
Friday, November 21, 2008
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