Showing posts with label Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clinton. Show all posts

Monday, March 18, 2013

Republican hypocrisy on the economy

Republicans are acting all noble now over their position on the debt and the deficit. They pretend, as if no one can remember the recent past, that they have always been the party of restraint and frugality when it comes to spending money. They want voters to believe that their only real concern, other than controlling women, is to reduce your taxes for you - to make you wealthy and happy by making you pay all of their friends in the private sector for things the government is doing for you now. Things like health insurance (medicare and medicaid) and school for your children.

But in reality, it is all a charade. What they really want is to give more of your money to their pals. If they weren't lying to you, if they really were your friend in providing for a debt free government with low taxes, why did they take a deficit-free budget and equitable tax rates and run the deficit through the roof while giving bigger tax breaks to corporations and the rich? What do they think we are, stupid?

And to answer my own question - yes.


Friday, January 25, 2013

At the Benghazi hearings...


Women in politics

The Republicans are proud of the beauty and youth their women have to offer - they feature legs and boobs prominently on Fox News all the time. I'd like to make a point, however. They might do better if they featured some women of intelligence (not saying there aren't any with both looks and brains, but they are focusing WAY too much on just the looks.)


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Political Joke

The November election is now just a memory.

The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make up. But that they do!

Governor Sarah Palin, who ran for Vice President on John McCain's Republican ticket, is doing her part to do just that. For example, she has invited the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, to visit her great state of Alaska, now that she has more time after resigning from her post.

To celebrate her new-found freedom from the toils of office, she has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them:

# Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt

# Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and

# Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Saturday, September 29, 2007

She's Not That Way

Hillary Clinton denied rumors posted by the right-wing douchebags of the world that she's a lesbian.

While Mrs. Senator Clinton doesn’t share a house with another woman, has never been caught soliciting sex from women in a bathroom, has never been accused of molesting pages or junior staffers, and has yet to be caught strangling a mistress or hiring hookers or divorcing her spouse in the hospital or during a press conference, a strange group of angry old white people — who, with the notable exception of Richard Mellon Scaife, are all kind of poor and fat — have spent the past two decades obsessed with “Hitlary” and her many crimes against nature and god, such as supposedly being a lesbian (because any woman married to a man who has affairs automatically “becomes” teh gayz) and murdering dozens of people, mostly brave Arkansas state troopers and Vince Foster.

It's an interesting little article - well written - at Wonkette.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Musical Comparison Between Clinton and Bush

Please Note - Sexually Explicit Lyrics.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Did You Know - Pardon Investigation

I guess we all tend to remember the past in some form that favors us the most. Still, is there any excuse for the following?

ETHICS -- SNOW DISTORTS HISTORY OF INVESTIGATIONS INTO PRESIDENT CLINTON'S PARDONS:

In his USA Today op-ed yesterday defending the commutation of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's two and a half year prison sentence, White House spokesman Tony Snow referenced former President Bill Clinton's issuance of pardons in the final hours of his administration, calling it "a mad rush to push through pardons with dizzying haste." Asked at the White House press briefing yesterday if he was trying to justify the President's extraordinary clemency for a former aide by saying "two wrongs make a right" due to some of Clinton's questionable pardons, Snow responded "no," adding, "I think what is interesting is perhaps it was just because he was on his way out, but while there was a small flurry, there was not much investigation of [Clinton's pardons]."

Snow is dishonestly misrepresenting the facts. Less than two weeks after Clinton issued his pardons, the House Government Reform Committee, headed by Rep. Dan Burton (R-IN), initiated hearings into the issue. A week later, the Senate Judiciary Committee, led by Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT), launched its own investigation. The following day, Manhattan U.S. Attorney Mary Jo White, in conjunction with the FBI, launched a criminal investigation into Clinton's pardons. A week later, White announced that she was also investigating commutations that Clinton had issued. After Clinton waived executive privilege, three of his top aides, including Center for American Progress President and CEO John Podesta, testified before the House Government Reform Committee about the pardons. After all this, then-Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-MS) pledged to continue investigations, saying Congress must not "walk away" from the work left to be done. Over a year after the investigation began, federal prosecutors concluded "it wasn't appropriate to bring charges" in the case.


From the Progress Report 7/6/2007.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Political Humor

Spielberg and Clinton To Collaborate

During his stay in the Hamptons, President Clinton was invited to stay at the Georgica Pond Estate of Steven Spielberg. It has been learned from inside sources close to the president, that after all of the parties were over, Bill and Steve retired to the library and discussed some possible remakes of films to reflect modern times

Our sources have indicated that the following titles will be remade only after the eight years of the Hillary Clinton presidency, with Bill's full support and backing:

* Close Encounters for the 3rd time - Starring Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, and Monica Lewinsky

* Ken Starr - His Last Crusade

* Raiders of the Lost Panties

* A Dress the "Color Purple" (with a stain)

* E.T. - Extra Testatarone

* JAWS V - On to WhiteWater

* JAWS VI - This Time No Teeth

* Paula Jones and The Trailer Trash of Doom

and a few non Spielberg films will be re-made as well:

* Dial "M" for Monica

* Free Willy part III - The White House Years

* Interns of Endearment

Monday, March 12, 2007

Political Joke

One day in the future, George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

“I don't know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.”

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it were Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. Ron kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

“No, George said. “I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long.”

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, over and over and over again never even denting a rock.

“No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was pound rocks all day,” commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, “Yea, I can handle this.”

The devil smiled and said “OK, Monica, you're free to go.”

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Political Joke - Chelsea

Hil­lary and Chelsea were having a mother-daughter talk during spring break. "So, you've been away at college for a while now," Hillary said. “Have you, um, well, had sex yet?"

"Of course not!" Chelsea exclaimed. "At least not according to Dad."

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Fun Political Images

After 12 years of Republican Rule in the House of Representatives, this image is kind of fun.
The Sexy Humorist has some funny stuff - some political, some social commentary. Give her a vist - see the link in my sidebar.
Probably intended (note the source) with a bit of sarcasm. But at least they have real smiles and not a snicker/snarl (heh heh).

Friday, January 05, 2007

Funny Money


Must be a Republican cashier. Every Democrat knows that Bill Clinton is on the 200 dollar bill!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Jokes

What's the difference between the war in Iraq and the war in Vietnam?

George W. Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
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Scuttlebutt in D.C. is that Bill Clinton has already written his presidential memoirs. He's calling it The Johnson Years.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Political Joke

Al Gore and Bill Clinton were discussing premarital sex. Gore said to Clinton, "I never slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

"1 don't know," Clinton said. "What was Tipper's maiden name?"

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Political Joke


The last four presidents were caught in a tornado and carried away to Oz. Taken before the Wizard, they were told they could each have one wish.

Jimmy Carter spoke first. "I need more courage," he said.

No problem," said the Wizard.

Ronald Reagan said, "I think that I need a brain."

Done," said the Wizard.

George H. W. Bush said, "I'm told I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true," said the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Bill Clinton was next, but he said nothing. "Well," said the Wizard with some impatience. "Speak up, what do you want?"

Clinton hesitated a moment and then he said, "Where's Dorothy?"

Monday, October 23, 2006

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Common Good Progressivism

From the Center for American Progress - The Progress Report


Fifteen years ago, then-Governor and candidate for President, Bill Clinton, articulated a unifying vision for America and its role in the world. Delivered in three historic addresses at Georgetown University, Clinton's call for a "New Covenant" outlined a vision invested in the common good. "I believe with all my heart," Clinton said, "that the only way we can hold this country together and move boldly into the future is to do it together with a new covenant...a solemn agreement between the people and their government to provide opportunity for everybody, inspire responsibility throughout our society and restore a sense of community to our great nation." Over the course of his eight years as president, Clinton delivered the nation its longest economic expansion in history, created over 21 million new jobs, moved from record deficits to record surplus, increased home ownership, lowered poverty rates, strengthened environmental protections, and promoted strong international alliances and partnerships that promoted peace, prosperity, and democracy across the globe. Today, Clinton returns to Georgetown University to commemorate that successful vision and to deliver an address at the "Securing the Common Good" conference. Led by the Center for American Progress, the conference aims to unite and motivate progressives around a simple philosophical argument that should inform our politics: progressives seek to secure the common good.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?: Common good progressivism does not mean that everybody will be the same or receive the same material benefits. Rather, it simply means that people should start from a level playing field and have a reasonable chance to improve their stations in life. American Progress Senior Fellow John Halpin and Joint Fellow Ruy Teixeira explained, "Securing the common good means putting the public interest above narrow self-interest and group demands; working to achieve social and economic conditions that benefit everyone; promoting a personal, governmental and corporate ethic of responsibility and service to others; creating a more open and honest governmental structure that relies upon an engaged and participatory citizenry; and doing more to meet our common responsibilities to aid the disadvantaged, protect our natural resources, and provide opportunities rather than burdens for future generations." That philosophy enjoys a deep, rich tradition in American history. Thomas Jefferson, in his first inaugural address to the nation, said Americans living within our constitutional framework should "arrange themselves under the will of the law, and unite in common efforts for the common good." Political leaders from James Madison (whose guidance to secure the public good from dangerous factions remains valuable today) to Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt have used principles of common good progressivism to shape their notions of government and craft some of our countries most important and lasting policies. And, faith leaders like Martin Luther King, Jr. have drawn on the principle of common good to guide people towards more thoughtful consideration of their own actions and values.

A PHILOSOPHY THAT HASN'T WORKED: Six years ago, President George W. Bush entered office with the mantra of "compassionate conservatism." Bush's proclaimed governing philosophy soon exposed its true core: a heavy dose of conservatism with hardly a faint whiff of compassion. Instead of instilling a sense of common good and sacrifice after the attacks of 9/11, Bush has instead promoted the concept of self-reliance by enacting tax cut after tax cut. â€Å“Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes,” declared former Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX). The New York Times wrote that soldiers on the battlefield "quietly raise a question for political leaders: if America is truly on a war footing, why is so little sacrifice asked of the nation at large?" "Compassionate conservatism" has spawned a government of corruption, cronyism, and greed. It has turned a blind eye to a greater moral responsibility on the part of political leaders, instead placing crass political gains over core ethical principles. Most recently, former White House deputy for faith-based initiatives, David Kuo, revealed that the White House never put much money or muscle behind Bush's
"compassionate conservatism."A BREAK FROM INDIVIDUALISM: The right's morally bankrupt philosophy -- which the wordsmiths have dubbed the "
ownership society" -- focuses heavily on individualism, negates the role of the helping hand of government, and leaves many Americans owning more burdens and fewer opportunities. The results have been painful: poverty rates are climbing, 46 million Americans lack health insurance, college tuition is skyrocketing; meanwhile, the richest one percent own more wealth than the bottom 90 percent combined and corporate profits -- particularly those of oil companies -- are at a record high. "After years of conservative dominance defined by rampant individualism, corruption and greed in American life, the public is ready for a higher national purpose and a greater sense of service and duty to something eyond self-interest alone." Halpin argued that common good is "a core value that we think organizes the entire political agenda for progressives." A progressive
vision of the common good stands in stark contrast to the "you are on your own" mantra of the right. Government must pursue policies that benefit everyone. It must ensure that opportunities are abundant and that even those who have been left out and left behind can get the help they need to succeed.

WHAT DOES A COMMON GOOD AGENDA LOOK LIKE?: A recent research study sponsored by the Faith and Progressive Policy Initiative at the Center for American Progress finds that American voters are increasingly worried about rising materialism, self-interest, and unethical behavior in our society. Seventy-one
percent
of voters strongly agree that Americans are too materialistic. Sixty-eight
percent
believe that government "should uphold the basic decency and dignity of all and take greater steps to help the poor and disadvantaged in America." Halpin and Teixeira have broadly outlined the contours of a common good agenda. They identify the following features: robust universal programs that expand opportunity and provide a true safety net in times of need, a 21st-century public infrastructure, a targeted populism that recognizes the ways in which corporate and power elites are unfairly enriching themselves, greater democratic control over globalization, and expanded opportunities for average families to save and build wealth. The research study found 72 percent of voters strongly agree that strengthening our economy over the long-term requires helping low-income families by providing a living wage, affordable health care, and adequate educational opportunities to help them get back on their feet.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Well Deserved Reward

As I've said before, I love a good turn of phrase. The source for this article is not an organization I really support, but the article makes this - and some other - good points.

From the World Socialist Web Site - click here to read the whole article...



There is, of course, a powerful element of irony in the current spectacle in Congress. Republican congressional leaders who claimed that Clinton should be removed from office for trying to conceal a sexual affair are now accused of a systematic cover-up to protect a sexual predator. Those who stoked up their political base through appeals to anti-gay bigotry and moralizing condemnation of sexual promiscuity now find themselves hoisted on their own petard.