Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

It's just too easy...

American Christians act so stupidly that it's like shooting fish in a barrel to make fun of them. Honestly. Mental midgets.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Making fun of Christians...


The same could be dais of any of the organized religions.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Dick Cheney on Gun Control

Remember the guy who accidentally shot his friend in the face while hunting? Now he's an expert on gun safety. Talk about irony!

Andy Borowitz is trying to help out.

From The New Yorker
Useful Phrases for the Surveillance State
Posted by Andy Borowitz

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your conversations, here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls, texts, or e-mails:

  1. I think the N.S.A. is awesome.
  2. I just reread “Nineteen Eighty-Four”—it actually has a lot of good ideas in it!
  3. There’s no such thing as a “bad” drone.
  4. Sure am glad that I never talk to any foreigners.
  5. I wouldn’t know the first thing about making ricin.
  6. The Fourth Amendment is overrated.
  7. If you ask me, Guantánamo is full of nothing but complainers.
  8. Just changed my Facebook status from “Single” to “In a Relationship with America.”
  9. I’m pretty sure my neighbor is cheating on his taxes.

Friday, May 31, 2013

It can't get worse...

Michelle Bachmann to resign at the end of her current term...


Friday, April 26, 2013

So sad

It's too bad that the U.S. is set up in such a manner that the red states sit in the middle of the country. Otherwise it would be great to throw these US hating rednecks out and resort to a nation of people who really want progress and peace. As it is, tossing them out would leave a gaping hole in the middle of our geography, just like their mental capacity now leaves a gaping hole in the intellect of the nation.


Saturday, April 20, 2013

If bugs had religion

Does this add to the understanding of the ludicrous worship of the cross?