Conservatives like to talk about the Constitution...

...when what they REALLY mean is their distorted understanding of a blend of constitution and Bible.

So sad

It's too bad that the U.S. is set up in such a manner that the red states sit in the middle of the country. Otherwise it would be great to throw these US hating rednecks out and resort to a nation of people who really want progress and peace. As it is, tossing them out would leave a gaping hole in the middle of our geography, just like their mental capacity now leaves a gaping hole in the intellect of the nation.

Redneck central

Something for rednecks to be proud of. They gots themselves some cash and bought themselves some guns so they can do some shootin'. It's a proud day in the Ozarks.

Christmas in Redneckville

They welcomed Christmas with a Bible and and some guns, just as Jesus would have it!

Not a funny subject

Abortion is NOT a funny subject, but just about anything to do with rednecks is funny, so this is a toss up - take offense or laugh? I chose to laugh.

Rednecks in Iraq

Video - Meet The Idiots

Here's a funny Conan O'Brien clip called Meet The Press for Idiots. Might well have been named Meet the Press for Rednecks. Funny.