Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Great Words

Some political and newsy humor from some amateurs...

The California woman who recently had octuplets—bringing her total number of children to 14—says she plans a career as a television child expert. Though it seems to me any child expert’s first piece of advice would be, “Don’t have 14 kids.” – Todd Long

Relatives of Bernie Madoff are so embarrassed that they’re changing the last names of Bernie’s grandchildren. I’m not sure that Scott and Megan Mygrandpasacrook is much better.

On Feb. 19, President Obama will address the Parliament in Ottawa on the topic, “Yes, We Canada!” He will be followed by Governor Palin, “Take a Hike to the Klondike” and by Bernie Madoff, “Yukon, I con.” – Paul Feehan, Key Biscayne, Fla.

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