Thursday, February 12, 2009

Shoot Your Gun For Jesus

What is there about fundamentalist Christians and guns? Totin' heat must have something to do with how religious you are and how much Jesus will love you. After all, Jesus would want you to defend yourself from heathens, gays and abortionists. I guess.

This isn't from the mainland - it's in Jamaica, but it's still pretty funny. Jamaica Observer...

Bishop Herro Blair, pastor of the Faith Cathedral Deliverance Centre in Kingston and the country's political ombudsman, said that having a firearm for self-protection was no different from having a knife, Labrador or a Pit bull to protect one's home, as all were equally lethal.

He said there was nowhere in the Bible which said carrying a legal firearm was wrong. "The axiom says God helps those who help themselves and in the same token I believe God protects those who protect themselves," said Blair, who has been the subject of debates regarding the carrying of a legal firearm.

Sort of adds substance to that old religious creed, "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out."

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