Showing posts with label Pat Robertson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pat Robertson. Show all posts
Friday, May 10, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Pat Robertson
In a perfect world, this idiot wouldn't be in a pulpit, or on TV - he'd be in a hospital where he could get some mental help.
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Pat Roberstson "a nightmare for me," says God
From the Borowitz Report
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - In the wake of his comments about the earthquake in Haiti, televangelist Pat Robertson has become a "public relations nightmare" and a "gynormous embarrassment to me, personally," God said today.
In a rare press conference at the Grand Hyatt in New York City, the usually reclusive Almighty said that He was taking the unusual step of airing His feelings in public because "enough is enough.""I pray that his TV show would just go away, but of course, when you're me there's no one to pray to," God said, to the laughter of the packed room of reporters.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Pat Robertson and the Whack Jobs - video
I make no bones about my disdain for the organized religions of the world, but my fscination with them is strong because of the impact they have on both national and international politics. The following video is a hoot - the religious nuts must have really gotten into the "happy juice" lately with this piece from Pat Robertson's TV show.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
Humor - Borowitz on Robertson
Andy Borowitz posts some really funny stuff. The following is from 1/4/2007...
God Denies Talking to Pat RobertsonSupreme Being Calls Televangelist ‘Delusional’Just days after the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed on his “700 Club” program that God warned him of “mass killings” in the U.S. late in 2007, God held a rare press conference today to deny having spoken to the controversial televangelist. For the usually publicity-shy King of the Universe, the press conference held at the Chicago Airport Marriott signaled a sharp break with tradition. But appearing before the press in His trademark flowing robes and white beard, and carrying what appeared to be a lightning bolt, God said that He decided to convene the extraordinary press briefing because “I had to set the record straight about this.” “I want to make it clear that at no time at the end of the year did I have any conversation with the Rev. Pat Robertson,” the Supreme Being said. “Personally, I think the guy is delusional.”
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