Funny Words

Bush staffer who has been there from the beginning reminisces, says Barney the dog is meaner than Cheney

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Bush Voted

President Bush wanted to prove to reporters that he'd voted in the 2006 elections. Unable to find any purple ink in which to dip his finger, he searched for the next best place to dip. Poor Barney. Poor reporters - they had to back up several feet to get away from the smell.