Just for fun

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG.....

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six conservatives wearing Ben Carson tee shirts, four wearing Trump tee shirts, two rednecks, nine NRA gun nuts carrying loaded assault rifles over their backs, eight people posting on Facebook about how much they hate gay marriage, three guys with small dicks who insist they know what is best for women, and a religious asshole going door-to-door through our neighborhood.

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FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUITTING SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE SHITTY TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!