Gun control?

Gun control? We don't need no steenkin' gun control. Take away the video games - they are killing children - yeah, I saw some dead kids yesterday with game controllers in their hands. That's the ticket - guns don't kill, video games kill. That guy in Sandy Hook that killed those kids? New evidence shows that he walked in there and waved game controllers at the kids and that's how they died. 

And if you'll buy my argument, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you - cheap.

Go Joe Biden, and do a good job for us please. For all of us - please.