Think about it...

If you believe the tale about the flood, you believe that your loving God once wiped out all living creatures on earth - drowned them - except for two of each species.

The inconsistencies in the Bible are so widespread as to make everthing in the Book questionable

Noah's Ark - how stupid can you get?

To believe in an ark and a flood that killed everything but two of each species? Man - the dumb doesn't get any thicker than that.

Our loving God - maybe not so much.

Don't piss off God

Republican Jesus

Herein Jesus comments on the fact that many of the Bible stories were actually lifted from earlier epics and were more folk-story than created by the hand of God.