Birthers - is Hawaii really a state?

Conservatives Continue to Reinvent the Meaning of The Word "Stupid."

From Boing Boing

U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook says Obama can't be president because he hasn't proven he was born in the United States. Therefore, he [Cook] refuses to be deployed to Afghanistan.

[Cook] and his lawyer Orly Taitz have filed a lawsuit so the Major does not have to go to war and fight in Afghanistan because that would be, ”in violation of international law by engaging in military actions outside the United States under this President’s command.”

Birthers insist that a giant conspiracy has taken place. The birth certificate showing that Obama was born in Honolulu in August 1961 is fake, they say. Birthers are also certain that some kind of time travel treachery has been undertaken by shadow pinko government agents, who warped themselves back to 1961 to insert notices in the Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star Bulletin saying that "Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama" gave birth to a son on August 4, 1961.

Heh heh. What an idiot. And what an idiot lawyer. Even if Barack wasn't a legitimate President of the U.S., the soldier still has to follow the orders of his commanding officer - and that's not Barack - that's a General somewhere up the chain of command.

If it weren't for conservatives, we'd have only about half of the stupid in this world to enjoy. Thanks, morons.

Republican Wingnuts

It's incredible - not only is the speaker irresponsible, but so is the audience. This week CPAC (some moronic conservative group) is meeting in Washington DC.



From the Christian Science Monitor...

Many news organizations have debunked claims that Obama was born in Kenya to his 19-year-old American mother and his father, a Kenyan. The Obama campaign released a certificate of live birth from Hawaii in June, which would seem to have put the issue to rest. Critics, though, contend the document is a fake.