Dear God I Hate This Stupid MFer.

By Franz 
Monday Mar 12, 2018 · 11:34 AM EDT

• I hate his constant infantile need for attention—like a baby shitting himself and flinging it at the walls, rejoicing in his ability to make others suffer for his actions.
• I hate how transparently and debilitatingly narcissistic he is, exhibiting a lack of empathy most associated with bona fide sociopaths.
• I hate that he can’t talk without his mouth forming the shape of a distended prolapsed asshole.
• I hate that the fucking President of the United States spells like a 3rd grader who got hit in the head with the goddamn shovel.
• I hate that millions of Americans have to suffer because his transparent compensation for his micropenis is more important to him than actual leadership.
• I hate the constant, tedious, immature bragging—like a 71 year old slob who won’t stop reminding you he once fucked the prom queen in his Trans Am, as if we give a shit.
• I hate the way he constantly holds his stupid face with his chin raised like he ordered the “Mussolini for Douchebags” home kit.
• I hate the way he crosses his arms in meetings with the body language of a four-year-old in time out.
• I hate his fake teeth, fake hair, fake tan, fake marriage, fake life, and fake presidency.
• I hate his complete lack of chivalry or affection as he walks ahead of his wife and kid—a kid that he’s likely unfortunately turning into the same kind of broken, unloved piece of shit he is.
• I hate that he’s a chauvinist, racist, homophobic, bigot, and isn’t remotely ashamed of it.
• I hate his stupid long red ties that don’t make his Christmas twinkle light penis any bigger.
• I hate his insipid, intrusive alpha male handshake, like a fucking baby orangutan beating its chest in the zoo.
• I hate that he constantly blathers "no collusion, no collusion" like a macaw with tourettes.  
• I hate that he clearly can’t fucking read. Watching him mumble his way through a teleprompter is like watching a bulldog on quaaludes try to do math.
• I hate that he could dick whip the statue of the Virgin Mary in Saint Patrick’s Cathedral and the “religious right” would still make excuses for him.

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