Shooting report

December 4, 2015: I really loved that Glock – not much to shoot at, so I spent some time cleaning it – but I shot myself in the dick. Maybe I won't play with the gun so much when I get out of the hospital.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/boynton-beach/fl-boynton-beach-man-shoots-himself-cleaning-gun-story.html

December 3, 2015: I loved being 18 and one pastime I wish I'd passed up was sittin' around with my buddy playing with that .22 cal. rifle. My buddy shot me in the head and I'm in critical condition. I guess guns don't make good toys, even at my age.
http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/18yearold-man-injured-in-hutchinson-shooting/36788710

December 4, 2015: I'm a cop with the Baton Rouge, LA police force and we had to investigate not one, but two accidental shootings today. One was a 16-year-old boy, the other a woman. Too bad someone didn't require that these folks take some safety classes when they bought the guns. Oh well, just another day in the precinct. 
http://www.wbrz.com/news/15-year-old-shot-killed-on-ebr-s-spain-street/

December 3, 2015: So I get into this argument with a guy in Walmart and I've got this gun, so I do what any ordinary redneck would do, I pull my piece and shoot him. Nailed him in the shoulder. I ran out of the store and am still on the lam. Too bad about all those sissy assholes in Walmart standing around all upset and shit.
http://abc7chicago.com/news/police-1-person-shot-at-walmart-in-darien-suspect-at-large/1108846/

December 3, 2015: I'm a police officer and was attempting to serve a warrant on a nasty sort of fellow who should NEVER have been allowed to get a gun. He injured me pretty badly, but we shot and killed the guy. And that dear folks, is why so many of us cops fear the public – too many of them have guns.
http://kneb.com/regional-news/law-enforcement-officer-shot-suspect-killed-near-big-springs/