GunFail
November 27th, 2015: I've
been a police officer for 5-years now, but I still get surprised by
things that happen to me. As I approached the scene of an accident a
suspect I believed to be intoxicated was crawling away from the
vehicle. I had my gun out of the holster, aimed at the suspect, my
finger on the trigger, but I've no idea how or why my gun discharged
a bullet into the victim and killed him. I'm not too worried –
since I'm a police officer there won't be any charges against me.
http://www.chicoer.com/general-news/20151127/da-paradise-officers-shooting-of-suspect-was-accidental
November 29, 2015: I'm 21 and I've
messed around with weed in the past (got caught once), but recently I
shot a 15-year-old kid. I told the cops I didn't do it, but then
thought better of it and told them I was showing him the gun when it
“accidentally” fired. I don't think they buy my story, 'cause I'm
in jail without bail. I hope the kid forgives me – oh – wait –
he can't. He's dead and there are no take-backs with bullets.
November 29, 2015: I was trying to
break up a fight when one of the guys shot me. Next time I'll mind my
own damn business.
November 29, 2015: I'm 16 and
“accidentally” shot my 11-year-old brother who is now in critical
condition in the hospital. The police have hauled my ass off to juvie
hall and I've been charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
November 28, 2015: I didn't really
SHOOT and kill my 6-year-old daughter, but I DID leave the loaded gun
between the cushions of the couch where she found it and shot herself
dead. Now I'm off to the pokey.
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