GunFail
November 30, 2015: I was showing my
friend (35) how to clean a gun while we were out at the fish and game
club.. First, though, I emptied the gun into his leg. Perhaps I need
to learn how to clean a gun better myself before I go showing other
people how to do it. Ya think?
November 30, 2015: I had to have that gun – made me feel more like
a man. Here I am, an 18-year-old with a 21-year-old girlfriend, when
the gun goes off in my pocket and drills her. At least the wound
wasn't too serious. Now I've been arrested.
December 2, 2015:
I'm the deputy coroner, a position that requires me to periodically
qualify in handling of a gun. Unfortunately, I just shot myself in
the leg at the range while holstering my gun. Can you believe that I
now have to go through that stupid training course again? Jeesh!
December 2, 2015:
I was down at the canteen with the boyfriend when he up and left me.
I had to stagger home where I found him asleep in bed, a loaded
pistol next to him. I shook him to wake him up, tried to thrust the
gun into his hands because I wanted him to put it away, but I shot
him in the leg. Don't drink and shoot, that's my new motto. Oh, and
did I mention I might go to jail for 5-years?
December 4, 2015:
I'm a cop and love playing with my gun. Had a friend over to the
house and I was showing off my service weapon when I blew a hole in
his head and killed him. Probably not too god for us ex-cops in the
big house – I'm probably going away for a while. If only someone
had told me guns could be dangerous and that I shouldn't play with
them.
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