Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Shooting report - highlighting our lack of decent gun control

GunFail

November 30, 2015: I was showing my friend (35) how to clean a gun while we were out at the fish and game club.. First, though, I emptied the gun into his leg. Perhaps I need to learn how to clean a gun better myself before I go showing other people how to do it. Ya think?

November 30, 2015: I had to have that gun – made me feel more like a man. Here I am, an 18-year-old with a 21-year-old girlfriend, when the gun goes off in my pocket and drills her. At least the wound wasn't too serious. Now I've been arrested.

December 2, 2015: I'm the deputy coroner, a position that requires me to periodically qualify in handling of a gun. Unfortunately, I just shot myself in the leg at the range while holstering my gun. Can you believe that I now have to go through that stupid training course again? Jeesh!

December 2, 2015: I was down at the canteen with the boyfriend when he up and left me. I had to stagger home where I found him asleep in bed, a loaded pistol next to him. I shook him to wake him up, tried to thrust the gun into his hands because I wanted him to put it away, but I shot him in the leg. Don't drink and shoot, that's my new motto. Oh, and did I mention I might go to jail for 5-years?

December 4, 2015: I'm a cop and love playing with my gun. Had a friend over to the house and I was showing off my service weapon when I blew a hole in his head and killed him. Probably not too god for us ex-cops in the big house – I'm probably going away for a while. If only someone had told me guns could be dangerous and that I shouldn't play with them.

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