GunFail
November 28, 2015: I'm an 18-year-old
male. I was at home in a room full of people, playing with my 12
gauge shotgun, even loading it in front of everyone, when it
“accidentally” or carelessly went off, killing my girlfriend's
7-month-old child. Now I'm sitting in jail, charged with criminally
negligent homicide. Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.
November 29th, 2015: So,
went to the pistol range today and got shot by way of an “accident.”
I say “accident” in quotes because there's really no such thing
as an accidental shooting – it was careless behavior on someone's
part, but the police haven't said who did it yet. At any rather, I
got shot in the upper thigh and it hit an artery causing profuse
bleeding – the police and the paramedics who responded probably
saved my life.
November 27, 2015: Guns aren't really
safe in ANYONE'S hands, but a 15-year-old like myself – well, I
shouldn't have been playing with that gun in the back of our van
parked outside a Walmart 'cause I just shot my mom in the back. She's
probably going to be really pissed at me.
November 28th, 2015: Well, I'm still on
the run. Shot my 6-year-old daughter last week and ran like a jack
rabbit. She doesn't need me right now anyway – she's dead. It's a
beautiful gun, though. It would be a shame to give it up.
November 28, 2015: I shot and killed my
husband. I've got the cops half-convinced that it was an accident,
but I'm still in the slammer charged with multiple crimes. I nailed
him right in the middle of his chest. Good shot if I do say so
myself.
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