Religiously speaking

When you're deluded enough to believe in fantasies created by people two-thousand years ago, you're deluded enough to make up stories of your own.

If those Christians who celebrate in public and tell others how to live had ever really read the Bible, they would know they are going it wrong. But that's not the point. Their piousness demands that they let everyone else know how pious they are.

They sucked in school.