Thursday, July 02, 2009

The Christian Sacrement of Marriage

From the Bible...

When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. Deuteronomy 24:1
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If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate.... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
Deuteronomy 22:13-17
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Tax Cuts

From Acerbic Politics

Republican Thinking

From Acerbic Politics

Meaningless Patriotism

From Acerbic Politics

Just The Facts, Please

Why do middle-class folks ever vote Republican? It's like stubbing your toe and then electing to cut off your foot to punish the toe.

From Acerbic Politics
You know where the disparaging story came from regarding Michelle Obama - the Republicans just can't stop lying - it's part of the reason they are Republicans.

From Acerbic Politics

Speaking of the Economy

From Acerbic Politics

American Education - Is It Any Wonder?

I'm a retired teacher from a public school system in New York State. I was always proud of the work we did with the best students - those who were dedicated and committed to their education. But there are a lot of weaknesses in our system - not the least of which is "No Child Left Behind" - which forces the same curriculum on every child in the nation, no matter what their interests or background.

Another problem we face in educating our youth to a higher standard are the forces we fight against because of who we are - a nation of immigrants - with differing cultural and religious backgrounds. Just as an example, how do we educate buffoons like the child depicted in the cartoon below? You can't fight it when some folks just WANT to be stupid.

Mark Sanford's Movie Trailer

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Roger Ebert to Bill O'Reilly

"Bill, I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician?

That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!"



From Gawker, April 8, 2009

Supporting Gay Marriage In Iowa

Gronstal blocks amendment to reverse Iowa marriage equality.

Morning Joe On Blubbering Beck

Christian Words Brought To Life

All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.

More On Religion

From Acerbic Politics

Remembering the Decider

From Acerbic Politics

Sticket-to-you Master

Republicans claim that the private sector works very efficiently. Tried buying concert tickets within the last 20 years?

From Acerbic Politics

Pals

From Acerbic Politics

Family Values

From Acerbic Politics

Fire Care Like Health Care

What if we ran the fire department like we run the health care system? At HAARM, they do.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Too Funny for Words

Rush Limbaugh is blaming Obama for Mark Sanford's (Republican Governor, South Carolina) illicit affair. Even though the affair started long before Obama got elected. How stupid does one have to be to listen to this crap? I laughed out loud when I first saw reference to this on Daily Kos. Listen to the audio below.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Regarding Governor Sanford and His South American Tryst.

Regarding Governor Sanford and his trip to visit his Argentinian girlfriend, from Flossy on Gawker...

In all fairness to his aides, "I'm getting some Argentinian tail" sounds a lot like "I'm hiking the Appalachian trail"
And Fox News has found a way to make the whole scene less deplorable for Republicans - pretend he's a Democrat. Their viewers are so stupid they won't know the difference anyway.


Let's Not Forget G.W. Bush

A very dated video from Jib-Jab, but it's new to me...

This Deserves Some Discussion

From Acerbic Politics

Iraqi's Still Hate Bush

From Acerbic Politics

The Shoe Thrower

From Acerbic Politics

Republicans Nipping At Barack's Heels

From Acerbic Politics

Obama Campaign Poster

This is a bit dated, but still pretty funny...

From Acerbic Politics

Friday, June 19, 2009

Political Joke

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he tried to pay but the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a Thank You card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop came in for a haircut and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a Thank You card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

Geithner Speaks of AIG - er - AIU Bailout

This video dates back to March of this year...

Glenn Beck Hosts Michelle Bachmann

This video dates back to March of this year...

Harry Reid Exercises His Power

This video also dates back to March...

Matt Taibbi Speaks of Michelle Bachman

This video dates back to March of this year, but it is still relevant...

Republicans Are Getting Very Scarce - But Here's How to Find One

From Acerbic Politics

Religion,s Role In This Life - Control

From Acerbic Politics

Reason Is Th Enemy

From Acerbic Politics

Why Not Plain on 2012?

From Acerbic Politics

Obama's a Mooslim

From Acerbic Politics

Thursday, June 18, 2009

What A Classy News Organization

Generic Apology Letter

From Bill in Portland Maine, over on Daily Kos...

Mailbag

Dear Constituent,

I regret having the affair, taking the bribe, lying to the committee, sitting on the report, raiding your trust fund, hiding the evidence, fudging the numbers, cooking the books, blocking the investigation, leaving the filthy voice mail message, spilling the beans, fabricating the facts, sending the inappropriate email, granting the crony special favors, dodging the question, violating the ethics code, missing the deadline, blowing off the meeting, circumventing the proper procedures, throwing the tantrum, leaking the classified information, covering up the money trail, accepting the unlawful gifts, destroying my opponent's reputation, playing the race card, egging on the crazies, making the crude analogy, deleting the files, cutting off the funding, violating the protocol, starting the bar fight, speeding through the red light, shouting obscenities during the commencement speech, and kicking the cat.

I assure you it was all just a simple misunderstanding.

Sincerely,

[Name Withheld]
United States Congress
Washington, D.C.

P.S. Please donate to my re-election campaign. Together, we can make a difference.